THE LIBERAL LIE CARTOON GALLERY AND YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

Who could have predicted that Barack Obama was one to change his mind a lot ? Only everyone who actually PAID ATTENTION before voting !!!!!



YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - MIAMI — When a man sounding remarkably like President-elect Barack Obama called a Florida congresswoman Wednesday, she assumed it was a crank call. So Republican Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen hung up. But, the Miami Herald reports, this was no prank.


"I thought it was one of the radio stations in South Florida playing an incredible, elaborate, terrific prank on me," Ros-Lehtinen told the newspaper. "They got Fidel Castro to go along. They've gotten Hugo Chavez and others to fall for their tricks. I said, 'Oh, no, I won't be punked.'"

The call came about 1 p.m. Obama congratulated her on her re-election, saying he was looking forward to working with her as the ranking Republican member of the House Foreign Affairs committee, Ros-Lehtinen told the newspaper. The conversation lasted about a minute when she cut Obama off, telling him she wasn't falling for the hoax and that he was a better impersonator than the guy on Saturday Night Live, she said.


Then Rahm Emanuel, Obama's chief of staff, called the congresswoman to tell her it wasn't a joke. But she hung up on him, too. It took a call from Rep. Howard Berman, chairman of the Foreign Affairs Committee, to persuade Ros-Lehtinen that Obama really did want to talk to her.

When the two finally talked, Ros-Lehtinen said she and Obama had a good conversation and she congratulated him for his victory despite how hard she campaigned for his opponent, Sen. John McCain. He didn't even blame her for mistaking him for a radio-station prank, she said. "He laughed a lot, saying in Chicago they do it all the time," Ros-Lehtinen said. "He said, 'I don't blame you for being skeptical.'"

Personally I can't really blame the Congresswomen, if Obama had called me I to would hang up......on purpose!!! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up




Hillary Clinton, Secretary of State, Bill Clinton tags along and becomes the Secretary of Foreign Affairs. He will have a foreign affair with a blond in Germany. A foreign affair with a brunette in France. A foreign affair with a red head in Russia. A foreign affair with ........ well you get the picture!



YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - CIUDAD JUAREZ, Mexico — It may have seemed like a mirage: Two camels nibbling on a pine tree along a street in this desert metropolis on the Texas border. Police tried lassoing the animals, which lunged at the officers with snapping teeth as onlookers chuckled.


But in the end, officials say all it took was some juicy green leaves on a branch held by the caretaker to lure the camels back into captivity. Police spokesman Jaime Torres says the camels named Yull and Tobi escaped early Wednesday from the warehouse of a businessman, who had bought the animals for a planned amusement park. Mexico has seen a rash of escaped animals lately, including four tigers, a 500-pound lion and a five-ton elephant.

Man, even animals are crossing the border and becoming illegal aliens in The United States. - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up






The largest drag on the ,"Big 3," is the UAW. Yet CEO's and Pelosi say bankruptcy is not an option. Why ? Because a Judge would force a restructuring of the UAW contract. So in reality the bail out is NOT to protect the workers or the companies but the Unions and the butts of the CEO's and management who have run the auto industry into the ground. LET THEM GO BANKRUPT!


YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - BLOOMINGTON, Ill. — The Christmas ornaments for sale at the Miller Park Zoo's gift shop are partly manufactured by reindeer. Honest! Staffers make decorations out of droppings from the zoo's two reindeer, Ealu and Rika. The droppings are dried, then clear-coated and either painted or rolled in glitter.


Zoo spokeswoman Susie Ohley has named the products "magical reindeer gem ornaments," and each comes with a label of authenticity. They cost $5 at the zoo gift shop. Staffer Katie Buydos, who makes jewelry as a hobby, donated wire and beads, saying, "Susie asked me to bring some creativity to the table."

Some folks are surprised at the size of the "gems," which are only about as big as marbles. "Reindeer are so big," zoo maintenance worker Sheldon Williams said. But the droppings are "just a big pile of small."

Sort of changes the idea of the Twelve Days of Christmas. "On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me an ornament made of reindeer crap. " That my friends is one big stinker! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

Hey libs, you got what you voted for. If you feel like, "an ass," you have know one to blame but yourself ! We tried to warn you!!!!

Ken Taylor