THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOoN GaLlErY AnD YoU CaN't MaKe ThIs StUfF Up

Three weeks from a Presidential election and Barack Obama is still the mystery man. If he has nothing to hide about his associations then why doesn't he come out and provide the details ? It is not guilt by association but extremly poor judgement and a question of character for a wanna be President.


YoU CaN't MaKe ThIs StUfF Up - BRIDGEPORT, Conn. — A Connecticut judge has given the brush-off to a blonde woman's lawsuit claiming L'Oreal Inc. ruined her social life when she accidentally dyed her hair brunette with one of its products. Charlotte Feeney of Stratford says she can never return to her natural blonde hue, a shock that left her so traumatized she needed anti-depressants.

She says she suffered headaches and anxiety, missed the attention that blondes receive and had to stay home and wear hats most of the time. A Superior Court judge dismissed Feeney's 2005 lawsuit Monday, saying she never proved her allegation that L'Oreal put brown hair dye in a box labeled as blonde. The company also had disputed the claim.

Hmmm it was a BLOND looking at a box and could not figure out it was BROWN dye then she opens the box and sees the BROWN color of the dye and still puts it in her hair and it's the fault of the dye company. Nuff said ! - YoU CaN't MaKe ThIs StUfF Up

Finally justice catches O. J Simpson. The law of averages alone since he could not stay out of trouble was bound to catch up with him sooner or later. I here he's already planning to make The Longest Yard III. This time from INSIDE the prison!

YoU CaN't MaKe ThIs StUfF Up - TOKYO — Police have apprehended a Western man who went skinny-dipping in a moat ringing the Imperial Palace in a busy Tokyo business district, attracting a huge crowd, officials said Tuesday. The naked middle-aged man jumped into the moat, then threw rocks and splashed water at two policemen who chased him in a rowboat, a Tokyo Metropolitan Police official said. He got out of the water and climbed a wall, only to fall into the hands of police.

Kyodo News agency said he is believed to be a 40-year-old Briton living in Spain who visited the moat with several Spanish friends. TV footage showed the man swimming around the moat as the police chased him with a long stick, attracting a crowd of onlookers. He was in the water for about an hour before being captured.

I wonder if they used chop sticks to apprehend him ?!?!?! - YoU CaN't MaKe ThIs StUfF Up

The only way for Congress to ever have the trust and respect of the American people will be for a complete HOUSE CLEANING !

YoU CaN't MaKe ThIs StUfF Up - PORTLAND, ORE. — A patient treated for agonizing abdominal pain received this surprising news in the hospital's paperwork: "Based on your visit today, we know you are pregnant." Surprising indeed for 71-year-old John Grady Pippen.

The staff at Curry General Hospital in Gold Beach gave the retired mechanic and logger the ridiculously happy news this month, along with some pain pills. Hospital administrator William McMillan said an errant keystroke caused the hospital's computer to spit out the wrong discharge instructions for the grandfather.

I'll bet that within five minutes of the diagnosis Planned Parenthood was giving this grandfather brochures explaining the,"alternatives," to having a baby ! - YoU CaN't MaKe ThIs StUfF Up

The behind the scenes discussion that the CSPAN cameras did not see during the Christopher Dodd hearings on how this crisis happened. The truth the Democrats DON'T want us to know !

Ken Taylor

NOTE: I had planned on stopping THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOoN GaLlErY AnD YoU CaN't MaKe ThIs StUfF Up which is posted on Thursdays until after the election because of the great importance of this election. But I reconsidered this week because WE ALL need a little break ! Enjoy !