THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOoN GaLLaRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

As the follow up speaker to the Rock Concert that drew thousands in Berlin, Barack Obama slung more bull than a herd of beef. He's the fastest ,"bullslinger," in the west....ah the east...and the north and south!



YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - MILWAUKEE — A 56-year-old Milwaukee man is accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn't start. Keith Walendowski has been charged with felony possession of a short-barreled shotgun or rifle and misdemeanor disorderly conduct while armed.

According to the criminal complaint, Walendowski says he was angry because his Lawn Boy wouldn't start Wednesday morning. He told police: "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want." A woman who lives at Walendowski's house reported the incident. She says he was intoxicated.

Come on now admit it. Any of you who have had trouble starting that stupid lawn mower and pulling and pulling and pulling until the sweat is dripping from your eye brows secretly have wanted to shoot or at least take an ax to the mower. - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

The great Obamamessiah, leaping through mid air dunking a basket while trampling on the backs of the men and women who serve this country. He could get the photo op playing b- ball with the troops but because he could NOT get the photo op with wounded soldiers, shopping was more his style. That my friends is a first class jerk!

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - ALEXANDRIA, VA. — Ready for the latest in spa pampering? Prepare to dunk your tootsies in a tank of water and let tiny carp nibble away. Fish pedicures are creating something of a splash in the D.C. area, where a northern Virginia spa has been offering them for the past four months.

John Ho, who runs the Yvonne Hair and Nails salon with his wife, Yvonne Le, said 5,000 people have taken the plunge so far. "This is a good treatment for everyone who likes to have nice feet," Ho said. He said he wanted to come up with something unique while finding a replacement for pedicures that use razors to scrape off dead skin.

Heck I'm going to quit buying bait and just start sticking my feet over the side of the boat from now on when I go fishing. Kill two birds with one stone.... a nice pedicure and free bait all from the same foot! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Talk about a big head ! Barack Obama actually believes the hype that the media has made about him. The guy is not only arrogant but an extreme elitist. Thankfully as the polls show,he may believe his media hype but the voters don't!

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - BERLIN — No one had ordered strippers for the 30th birthday party — but the two policemen who arrived after midnight to quiet the raucous celebration found themselves greeted by a round of applause. Female partygoers in western Germany mistook the real-life officers for fake ones who entertain parties by peeling off enticing man-in-uniform outfits.

Police spokesman Bernd Hoffmann said Monday the case of mistaken identity took place in Simmern, west of Frankfurt, after neighbors called to complain about the noise. The two officers arrived about 12:45 a.m. Sunday. The partygoers had not ordered strippers, but thought someone had sent them as a birthday surprise. "It took them a while to realize they were real police officers," Hoffmann said. "It was a bit funny for all sides.

I'll bet these same ding bats spent the day at the Obamamessiah's speech! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

The Brave men and women who have made Iraq safe also paved the way for Obama to safely get free press and photo ops because of the tremendous job that our troops have done. Yet he still gives them no credit, and claims the job they have done during the surge was wrong. The guy is the ultimate loon!

Ken Taylor