THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOoN GaLLaRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

No experience, never an Executive, always whining, flip - flops on everything ......and I'll bet she can't even bake cookies! That is the Hildabeast!



YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - MADISON, Wis. -- America's Dairyland wants you to know it's not just full of cheeseheads - and it's taking the mission seriously. State lawmakers and the Department of Tourism are trying to come up with a new "brand" to explain why they think Wisconsin is a good place to visit, live and do business.

"We are the Green Bay Packers. We are a great agricultural state. We are America's Dairyland," said Rep. Steve Wieckert, a Republican from Appleton. "But we are more than that." Said Linda Gorchels, a marketing expert at the University of Wisconsin-Madison: "There are certain stereotypes that people have about Wisconsin, and it's very, very difficult to change those stereotypes. Nothing is going to happen very quickly."

Past slogans used in advertising campaigns have included "Wisconsin, life's so good." The state quarter includes a cow, a piece of cheese and corn. A state program allows companies to market under the slogan "Something Special From Wisconsin."

I guess that means the Cheesehead hats at the Packers games will retire with Brett Farve. Then again he and the hats may be around for awhile to come! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Bush may be a Lame Duck President but he is going to be a pain in the, " You Know Where, " for the Democrats until he leaves office. Go get 'em Mr. President!

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - BAD AXE, Mich. -- A lucky couple expecting to cash in their winning Michigan Lottery ticket became a bit peeved when a store clerk turned down their request. Bad Axe gas station and convenience store owner Eli Kabban said the man and woman showed up Wednesday morning with what they thought was a $150 winning ticket they'd bought Friday.

They complained when the clerk told them they would have to collect their winnings in Lansing, the state capital, 150 miles away. Kabban said he took the couple into his office and explained the ticket was actually worth $250,000. He says they were "in shock" at the news.

Anyone want to volunteer for adoption ?!?!?!?! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Yeah with all the primaries, the Conventions and the final push for the General Election, it will be a long year. But for us Bloggers.....a boat load of fun and involvement in the greatest event in our free society, electing a President!

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - HUSTISFORD, Wis. -- It might lack the pomp and pageantry of the Rose Bowl, but for some residents of this small community northwest of Milwaukee, their annual "Toilet Bowl" is the biggest game of the year. "This is the biggest thing in Hustisford," said Phil Nehls, one of the event's founders. It was held Tuesday for the 43rd time.

Begun as a pickup game of tackle football among friends to work off their New Year's hangovers, the event has grown into a fundraiser for the local fire department. As they presided over Tuesday's parade, King Justin Perschke and Queen Bobbi Niemuth ducked toilet paper rolls lobbed at them along the route by spectators. An ancient John Deere tractor with toilet paper draped on it dragged a case of beer along the route. And several Green Bay Packers fans painted their shaven heads to look like the team's helmets.

Well Wisconsin was looking for a new image and heeeeeeere it is. Funny though, I always thought the "Toilet Bowl, " was held in Flushing, New York ! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Hillary does not even deserve to stand in the shadow of Mrs. Bhutto, who gave her life for the freedoms she believed in.

Ken Taylor