THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOoN GaLLaRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Never one to miss the spotlight, Bubba acts like HE IS the candidate. Of course that all depends on what your definition of IS , is !


YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - MADISON, Wis. -- A man accused of stealing several blow-up dolls from an adult novelty store says the burglary was a "drunken, stupid thing."

A criminal complaint filed in Dane County says Jose Sandoval, 26, of DeForest, smashed through the front door at Naughty Novelties in Burke last month and stole a talking love doll with a $270 price tag, along with other dolls and items.

Video surveillance tape gave investigators a look at the car outside the novelty shop, which they pulled over about ten days later. The complaint says Sandoval denied committing the burglary, then began to cry and led detectives to an abandoned semi behind a motel where the stolen items were recovered. Come on , they ought to give the poor guy a break...I mean he just lost his blowup girlfriend AND his own personal Breathalyzer all in one arresting blow, (no pun intended! ). - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Kind of puts a new twist on the book, "All I Really Need To Know I learned In Kindergarten."

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - MONROE, La. -- A man was sentenced to more than four years in prison for bilking friends and family out of more than $800,000 by convincing them that his wife was a government agent who could arrange to have their medical problems diagnosed by satellite imaging.

Brent Eric Finley, 38, of Rayville, was sentenced in federal court in Monroe to serve 51 months in prison followed by three years of supervised release. His wife, Stacey Finley, was sentenced in August to spend 63 months in prison and both are ordered to jointly pay restitution in the amount of $873,786.94.

The Finley's convinced their victims that, if any medical problems were found, secret agents would administer medicine to them as they slept in exchange for payment, according to a bill of information filed when the Finleys were charged in May.

Their MO is as follows, " My name is Bond, Doctor James Bond agent RX007." - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Democrats will always find a way to expose their own hypocrisy on any subject, any issue at any given time. Harry, Nancy, Ted and the rest of you moonbats, you can't have it both ways!

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - TOPEKA, Kan. -- Firefighters said a grease fire that left $50,000 in damage to a Topeka home erupted after a dog shut a woman out of the house while fish was frying on the stove.

Authorities said the woman was taking garbage outside Tuesday evening when the dog somehow shut the door behind her. Firefighters arrived to find heavy smoke with flames shooting from the roof of the home.

Topeka Fire Department Capt. Greg Degand said residents tried to douse the blaze, which started on a stove in the kitchen. But the flames spread to the attic and fully engulfed the house.
The woman's husband said the important thing is that everyone made it out safely, including the dog and their pet bird. The moral to the story....when the dog doesn't want fish....HE DOESN'T WANT FISH!- YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Brave Johnnie - first he berates the President, then the troops and finally when he is forced to admit the truth, along comes mother Nancy and big bad Johnnie says, "yes Mommy, " and changes his story again !

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - HOUSTON , TX- A student driver passed his test today, then crashed the car into the Texas Department of Public Safety building. No one was hurt.

D-P-S spokesman Tom Vinger says the man was parking the car when the vehicle went over the curb and hit a wall of the brick building, creating a small hole. The driving examiner was not in the car. HMMMMM Ya think he got his license...I don't think so! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

The one campaign that the Hildabeast really deserves to win. Even I would vote her into this office.

Ken Taylor