THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOOn GaLLeRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Democrat motto - If it moves, tax it. If it breaths, tax it. If it's expanded, tax it. If it EXISTS, TAX IT !






YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - WINONA, Minn. -- A woman wants abuse charges filed against an acquaintance who was pet-sitting for her potbellied pig and allowed the animal to get fat.



Michelle Schmitz said her pig, Alaina Templeton, weighed 50 pounds when Schmitz left her with a co-worker who offered to care for the animal in February, when Schmitz went on medical leave to recover from ankle surgeries. Nine months later, the pig weighed 150 pounds.



HMMM I thought that is what pigs do....get FAT! Sort of reminds me of Democrat PORK BARREL SPENDING ! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

The 110th Congress list of accomplishments - 1. ahhhh 2. ahhhh 3. ahhhh 4. ahhhh 5. ahhhhh 6. ahhhhh 7. ahhhhh 8. ahhhh 9. ahhhhh 10. Starting next year Congress will only work four days and take Friday's off.

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - INDEPENDENCE, Mo. - Prosecutors say a man shoved a cell phone down his girlfriend's throat because he was angry and jealous. But defense attorneys insisted as a trial got underway that the woman swallowed the phone intentionally to keep the defendant from seeing whom she had been calling.

Marlon Brando Gill, 24, is charged with first-degree assault in the December incident involving 25-year-old Melinda Abell. Abell has given inconsistent accounts of what happened before she was taken to a hospital, where an emergency room doctor removed the phone.

She testified Tuesday on the first day of Gill's trial that she couldn't remember how the phone got in her throat, saying she had too much to drink that night. Wonder if she had Verizon...."can you hear me know ? " - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

China lands on the moon, " That's one small step for Chairman Mao and one more Chinese Restaurant for mankind. "

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - DUBLIN - Two Irish men who stole a fishing trawler after missing their ferry had to be rescued off the British coast where they were going in circles because they did not know how to sail.

After hours at sea, the men called what they thought was the Irish coastguard for help."They thought they were just off the coast of Ireland," said Ray Steadman, press officer of the Holyhead lifeboat in north Wales, about 66 miles east of Ireland.In fact, the two were just 12 miles north of where they started in Holyhead and had called the British coastguard, Steadman told Irish broadcaster RTE Monday.

Lifeboats and a helicopter were sent out to rescue the men, who were detained by police before being released.They were later rearrested after the boat owner discovered some damage to his trawler - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

The Do Do Bird may be extinct but Democrats unfortunately are alive and kicking!

Ken Taylor