THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOOn GaLLeRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Democrat family portrait, nut cases, turkeys, whining babies and Harry Reid who is a little of everything. All payed for and advised by Moron.org!


YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - 45 year-old Amy Brasher was arrested in San Antonio, Texas, after a mechanic reported to police that 18 packages of marijuana were packed in the engine compartment of the car which she had brought to the mechanic for an oil change. According to police, Brasher later said that she didn't realize that the mechanic would have to raise the hood to change the oil. -YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Believing in The Great Pumpkin would actually be more realistic than surrender in Iraq and having peace without victory.

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - San Francisco - A man walked into the downtown Bank of America and on the back ofa deposit slip wrote, "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, the man began to worry that someone may have seen him write the note and might call the police before he could reach the teller.

So, the criminal left the Bank of America and walked across to the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting in line for several minutes there, he handed his note to a teller. After reading it, the teller determined that this robber was perhaps a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

She told him that because his note was written on a Bank of America deposit slip, she could not honor his demand. He would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo withdrawal slip or go back to the Bank of America.

Feeling defeated, the man said he understood and left. The Wells Fargo teller promptly called the police, who arrested the man a few minutes later--still waiting in line at the Bank of America. - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Provided that Hapless Harry had ANY credibility to begin with his lies about Rush and then trying to take credit for the donation made by selling his letter ranks him right up there in credibility with Al Sharpton, Cindy Sheehan and Sean Penn.

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - An auto mechanic received a repair order that read: "Check for clunking sound when going around corners." Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn, and a moment later he heard a 'clunk'.He then made a left turn and again heard a 'clunk'. Back at the shop he opened the car's trunk, and soon discovered the problem. Promptly he returned the repair order to the service manager with the notation, "Removed bowling ball from trunk". - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

SCHIP - Socialized Health Care in disguise. Democrat reason for expansion - could not get enough people to sign up for the program so expand it to make more eligible or lose the funds.

Who would be eligible - families making up to $80, 000 and if they drop private Health Care to participate in SCHIP EVERYONE IN THE FAMILY INCLUDING ADULTS will get government health care.

How are Dems paying for it - increasing the cigarette tax which would require an additional 22 million people to start smoking to pay for the program. Democrats in action!

Ken Taylor