NANCY PELOSI - "COME FLY WITH ME!" *****" HEY AL, GLOBAL WARMING IS FREEZING US TO DEATH !"
"Come fly with me, come fly, come fly away." Ok so Frank Sinatra actually sang it but Pelosi seems to be extending the invitation! So come on board and fly,
" Pelosi One," to San Fran. Enjoy a free flight to the West Coast at Pentagon expense. Included in your party flight is your in-flight movie " An Inconvenient Truth, " unlimited drinks that will give you plenty of spirits to tolerate three hours to the Coast with the Speaker. If you need to stretch your legs, hey on a 757 there is plenty of room. Bring your exercise clothes since with only 45 , "staff, " members on board there should be plenty of room to jog around the passenger cabin. Take a snooze in the luxury spaciousness as your Air Force crew of 16 whisks you away
to sunny California. Come fly with Nancy to exotic world destinations and enjoy stimulating liberal discussion on how CO2 gases from the common peoples SUV's are causing Global Warming. Enjoy energetic discussion on ways of adding huge taxes on , "big oil, " as in the comfort of her military jet thousands of gallons of fuel whisk you away with Nancy to visit her friends in the Bay Area, world leaders who don't care what she has to say but receive her out of respect for The United States. So be sure to book your passage today on , "Pelosi One, " and join Nancy as she wields the power of the Speaker for everyone to see!
" Hey Al, Global Warming is freezing us to death !" All I can say is let's see if the Guru of Global Warming can convince the folks in the Northeast and North Central US that they are victims of Global Warming! Record snow fall, record low temperatures and a generally COLD winter in most of the nation. Sure looks like the, "debate on Global Warming is over." Maybe its over to Private Jet set flying Al Gore and his Gorwellian vision of the end of the world, but evidence and a large percentage of legitimate scientists disagree. So I am going to put on my jacket, as it is cool in Myrtle Beach, below the average temperature by the way, get into my SUV and head to the store and fill up with big oil gas, go have a STEAK at my favorite restaurant and bundle up to enjoy an afternoon matinee!
Ken Taylor
" Pelosi One," to San Fran. Enjoy a free flight to the West Coast at Pentagon expense. Included in your party flight is your in-flight movie " An Inconvenient Truth, " unlimited drinks that will give you plenty of spirits to tolerate three hours to the Coast with the Speaker. If you need to stretch your legs, hey on a 757 there is plenty of room. Bring your exercise clothes since with only 45 , "staff, " members on board there should be plenty of room to jog around the passenger cabin. Take a snooze in the luxury spaciousness as your Air Force crew of 16 whisks you away
to sunny California. Come fly with Nancy to exotic world destinations and enjoy stimulating liberal discussion on how CO2 gases from the common peoples SUV's are causing Global Warming. Enjoy energetic discussion on ways of adding huge taxes on , "big oil, " as in the comfort of her military jet thousands of gallons of fuel whisk you away with Nancy to visit her friends in the Bay Area, world leaders who don't care what she has to say but receive her out of respect for The United States. So be sure to book your passage today on , "Pelosi One, " and join Nancy as she wields the power of the Speaker for everyone to see!
" Hey Al, Global Warming is freezing us to death !" All I can say is let's see if the Guru of Global Warming can convince the folks in the Northeast and North Central US that they are victims of Global Warming! Record snow fall, record low temperatures and a generally COLD winter in most of the nation. Sure looks like the, "debate on Global Warming is over." Maybe its over to Private Jet set flying Al Gore and his Gorwellian vision of the end of the world, but evidence and a large percentage of legitimate scientists disagree. So I am going to put on my jacket, as it is cool in Myrtle Beach, below the average temperature by the way, get into my SUV and head to the store and fill up with big oil gas, go have a STEAK at my favorite restaurant and bundle up to enjoy an afternoon matinee!
Ken Taylor
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This is a non-story Ken. Pelosi made no request for the military plane.
The House Sergeant-at-Arms Bill Livingood (who took his position in 1995) has already issued a statement saying it was he, and not Pelosi, who requested the plane.
That is also why you had Tony Snow and the White House saying it was a non-story yesterday. This is what Snow said during his press briefing yesterday:
"I'll just repeat our position, which is, as Speaker of the House, she is entitled to military transport, and that the arrangements, the proper arrangements are being made between the Sergeant of Arms office in the House of Representatives and the U.S. Department of Defense. We think it's appropriate, and so, again, I think this is much ado about not a whole lot. It is important for the Speaker to have this kind of protection and travel. It was certainly appropriate for Speaker Hastert."
Republican House member Ray LaHood is quoted as saying, “This is a bunch of baloney,” about the so-called controversy.
I like what Republican Representative Jeff Flake had to say, “Next week, we are going to steal their mascot and short-sheet their beds.”
This isn't a controversy, it is a very weak attempt at a political hack job.
Ken, great satire. I loved the Pelosi One cartoon.
Rob's right, "This isn't a controversy; it is a very weak attempt at a political hack job." …just like all those political hack jobs wielded by the Democrats for the past twelve years. My how the story changes when the power shifts.
LOL, good post Ken.
I linked your story to mine, I didnt have much to add so I am linking everyone together as I find them.
I suggested she Get her broom fixed, but then again If she really want's to make a carbon footprint, I say she should go with the C-130, since San Francisco has such a problem with Military equipment in thier town she always has access to the Howitzer Gunship for crowd control.
Just a suggestion :-)
Hey Rob it's not the request for transport that's the problem but the size of the plane, which is far more than any other Speaker has had and that she wants it to come out of the Pentagon budget and not the Speaker's budget which is usual protocol.
I agree that it is more a fluff story to make fun of and that was my purpose in the post. But it is ironic that it is just the opposite of her pre-Speaker position of non-abuse of power.
OS - I love politcal satire and Pelosi is going to be one that gives plenty of opportunity.
Marie - Thanks for the link. Hey she would do good with a Howitzer. Just think with it there would be no need for her whip and chair to control Congress! Ha
You do realize that this has turned out to be total bullsh-t, and that all you rightwingers have egg on your face over this one.
Keep it up, though. The dems don't even have to lift a finger to look good by comparison.
Pelosi never even requested a plane, much less a larger plane. Congressional security agents and the Sargent at Arms requested a plane that could fly non-stop to California for security reasons.
This is not "political theater." These are lies, smears and dirty tricks. Typical of republicans, dating back beyond "Tricky Dick."
Like I said before Ken, she didn't request the plane. Take it up with the House Sergeant-at-Arms .
You may also want to send your complaint to the White House. They support her.
Nancy Pelosi is third in line to be the President. The House Sergeant-at-Arms has the responsibility of keeping her safe for national security reasons. He did his job, there was nothing unsavory or political about it, and that is why it is a puffed-up non-story.
Well, maybe it wasn't Pelosi who requested the plane or the size of it.
I haven't heard her object to it, though.
Don't you all think that if she was all that against polluting the sky with fossil fuels, she would object to a bigger fuel wasting plane?
Maybe she is against polluting the sky, but her non-action doesn't convince me.
the democratic/liberal response shows their thin skin. They can dish it out, but the second you question their authoruty, you just shot thier mother. Myself, I guess I am a Holocaust denier since I don't buy into their global warming rhetoric. Right
If you were paying attention, Pelosi said in a Fox interview, and it's all over YouTube, that she has always flown commercial, and that she is happy to continue to do so.
What non-action? You must limit your media exposure to only rightwing sources. Pelosi was all over it. As was the House Sargent of Arms, and even Tony Snow, in the White House, said this was a smear.
Not only that, you're late on the story. This has been playing out all week, with egg on the republican faces.
I didn't hear you complain when Denny Hassert flew in his plane. I don't see you investigating the planes that republicans fly to get to their districts.
This is nothing but a filthy smear, and you are promulgating it. You need to retract.
Obob, we libs won't presume to speak for you. We'll let your "comment" speak for itself.
thank you for proving my point mudkitty. And please continue to have your opinions, if we didn't have discourse and disagreement, we would be boring
Aw C'mon Mudkitty, you know Nancy Pelosi want's to fly in Air Force One!
You take things to seriously Mudkitty, just laugh along with us at this Lunacy!
Liberals make a big deal about how much time Bush spends at the Ranch, how much his innaguration cost, but they are fine with plane that will cost $300,000 roundtrip for Mrs. Pelosi's trips to San Fran. Pelosi may not have requested the plane but she has inquired about taking friends and family on the trips. Even if she had no part in the request, why won't Pelosi's camp release their communications with the DOD about the plane (as asked for by the LA Times, certainly not part of a conservative hatchet job).
If Nancy is such a Green and concerned about global warming she can overrule the sergeant-at-arms and fly commercial.
You have to pay for your friends and family to fly, as did the previous republican speaker. She needs to know what those costs will acrue to, if she didn't she'd be irresponsible.
This isn't a joke, this was an attempted smear that backfired, which you are trying to cover up by saying it's a joke. Bull pucky.
Backfire.
How 'bout a retraction and apology?
Ken, should you ever "retract" or "apologize" to mudkitty I'll lose all faith in you! If anyone should be apologizing it's mudkitty. I see her everywhere on conservative blogs running her mouth off but that's not the only problem. She's always rude about it! So, how about an apology to Ken, mudkitty, for your rudeness? No? I didn't think so. You would get so much further by presenting your arguments logically and without venom. Also, if you think the Dems look good, then evidently there's no reasoning with you. Talk about having egg on your face!
Gayle follows me around from site to site. She's a stalker.
Ken Taylor is an idiot and writes this nazi-dribble to incite anger over his exaggerated stupidity.
The premise of this thread, by Ken Taylor, is that one can drive there SUV without a care, since global warming does not exist and the world will go on regardless of human pollution.
Nothing to back up this "evidence" other than a vague reference to "a large percentage of legitimate scientists" who disagree with Al Gore's movie.
The sad truth is that people like the ignorant Ken Taylor further confuse and prey on people who are trying to understand the facts.
Faith-driven disbelievers of global warming are doing a dis-service to God's gift to humans.. this garden of eden.. a place Ken Taylor does not respect.. a place Ken Taylor is a virus among the living.
Die Ken
...stop following me mudkitty
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