THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOoN GaLLaRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Huckabee in Arkansas - pro-illegal immigration, pro - instate tuition for illegals, pro - state and federal entitlements for illegals, pro - illegal employment with false Social Security numbers for illegals.......the only thing that can be said that he was con ....is the con job he is trying to tell the GOP about his stance over illegal immigration.


YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - Some gifts from Kris Kringle are better kept wrapped.
A man in a Santa hat was arrested Sunday night for investigation of drunken driving after he was spotted outside Grauman's Chinese Theater in Hollywood wearing a wig, a red lace camisole and a purple G-string, police said.

"We are pretty sure this is not the Santa Claus," Deputy Chief Ken Garner said. I don't think this, "Santa, " will ever come down ant chimneys ! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Hillary Carter ? If she thinks Carter had it right she would make an even worse President that I thought she would. Loser plus loser equals GOP in the White House!

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - STEELE, N.D. -- Paul Smokov doesn't need radar or other high-tech equipment to forecast a major snowstorm on the prairie. He consults pig spleens.
"It looks like a normal year with no major storms," said the 84-year-old Smokov, peering at two of the brown, glistening, foot-long organs on his kitchen counter like a Gypsy gazing into a crystal ball. "That's what the spleens tell me."

Smokov and his wife, Betty, raise cattle on their 1,750-acre ranch north of this town of about 760 people. He is happy to share his forecast with his neighbors or anyone else willing to rely on the reading of animals' innards. If the spleen is wide where it attaches to the pig's stomach and then narrows, it means winter weather will come early with a mild spring, Smokov said. A narrow-to-wider spleen usually means harsh weather in the spring, he said.

The spleens obtained by Smokov this year are pretty uniform in thickness, which means no drastic changes. Wonder if the pigs feet will tell who the Democrat nominee will be ? - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Bush made his list, he checked it twice and found that Harry and Nancy were naughty not nice. Georgie Bush has whooped them again!

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - NEW YORK -- A small monkey stashed in a man's hat during a flight to New York has died, but federal health authorities don't know why. The fist-sized tamarin showed no signs of illness during a quarantine period, Federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention spokeswoman Shelly Diaz said Wednesday. The agency had lifted the quarantine and was trying to find the animal a permanent home when it died, she said.

The primate was seized as its owner got off a plane at LaGuardia Airport on Aug. 7. It apparently escaped detection during a flight from Lima, Peru, and a stopover in Fort Lauderdale, Fla. The forest-dwelling creature was spotted after it crept out and perched on its owner's ponytail during the flight to New York.

The owner was questioned and released. He told authorities he didn't realize the monkey's voyage was illegal. Ah let's see if he didn't think it was illegal why did he put it under his hat. Cause of death ....duh.... suffocation under a hat. -YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

PC is so out of control that even Charles Dickens were he alive today would be taken to court because Scrooge said, "Bah Humbug, " since it might offend insect rights. Tiny Tim would be suspended from school for , "God Bless us everyone, " and Bob Cratchet would be arrested for child abuse for letting a crippled child sit on his shoulder in the cold!

Ken Taylor