THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOOn GaLLeRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

The Second Amendment was written BECAUSE King George denied the right to bear arms so now the lower courts in the DC case are taking Georgie's place. Here's rooting for SCOTUS !



YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - AIKEN, S.C. — A bank teller had a million reasons to deny this transaction.

Police say a man tried to open an account with a $1 million bill, which does not exist. The teller refused and called police while the man started to curse at bank workers, said Aiken County sheriff's spokesman Lt. Michael Frank.

Alexander D. Smith, 31, of Augusta, Ga., was charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of forgery, Frank said.

The second forgery charge came after investigators learned Smith bought several cartons of cigarettes from a nearby grocery store with a stolen check. They say an idiot is born every day and this guy is the King of 'em! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Hapless Harry - remember Hussein's Minister for Information stating before the camera that, "the Americans were not in Baghdad, " as a US tank appeared behind him ? He and Reid must have gone to the same public relations school. Their motto, " tell it like you want , never tell it like it is! "

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - ROYAL OAK, Mich. — A teenager worried about coming in past curfew did his best Santa Claus and headed down the chimney. Unfortunately, he didn't slide down quite as well as St. Nick.

The 17-year-old boy was trying to sneak back into his room at the Judson Center social services agency Thursday night when he got stuck. A worker at the Center heard moaning and followed the noise to the chimney, authorities said. Firefighters and police officers had to pull him out. I guess applying for the job of Santa's helper is out of the question now ! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Ever notice that Democrats always see success and progress as a reason for change ?

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - TOWN OF MENASHA, Wis. — Something unsavory is staining siding, sidewalks and patios here, and residents suspect it's something in the air.
Authorities got reports last week of many spots and clumps found along a flight path for the Outagamie County Regional Airport in nearby Greenville, said police Lt. Mike Krueger.

"It looks like somebody released the holding tank for their septic and that fluid was dropped through that section of neighborhood, and it stains," Krueger said. Resident Kate McQuillan said, "Something definitely got sprayed all over."

An airport official and an airline representative visited the scene but "denied it was one of their planes" that caused the problems, Krueger said. Kinda lends a new twist to Chicken Little's , "the sky is falling, " story! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

All I can say to the Hildabeast is, " if you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen !"

Ken Taylor