THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOoN GaLLeRy and "YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUfF uP !"

Maybe if she wore a mask while she robs us blind, we not only would not have to look at that face but her true method of financing would be obvious. Hmmm Did she teach Sandy Burglar the craft?!?!?


"YoU CaN't MaKe ThIs StUfF uP !" - A woman in Mumbai, (formerly Bombay), India went to the doctor with a toothbrush stuck in her nose. When asked how it got there she said she didn't know. All she knew was that she was brushing her teeth and her husband pushed her from behind, (no I'm not going there folks!) , and the toothbrush went in her nose! She went home after a successful removal......wonder if they used Listerine and rinsed her nose afterwards to prevent plague ? "YoU CaN't MaKe ThIs StUfF uP !"

Makes you wonder what the Moronocrats will be up to next. I know a Resolution to make more Resolutions!

"YoU CaN't MaKe ThIs StUfF uP !" - When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home trying to steal gasoline and plugged his hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had. "YoU CaN't MaKe ThIs StUfF uP !"

Vladamir Putin - KGB tiger who will never change his stripes. You just can't trust a world leader whose name sounds like a bodily function!

"YoU CaN't MaKe ThIs StUfF uP !" - Drug-possession defendant Christopher Johns, on trial in Pontiac, Michigan, said he had been searched without a warrant. The prosecutor said the officer didn't need a warrant because a "bulge" in Christopher's jacket could have been a gun. Nonsense, said Christopher, who happened to be wearing the same jacket that day in court. He handed it over so the judge could see it. The judge discovered a packet of cocaine in the pocket and laughed so hard he required a five-minute recess to compose himself. "YoU CaN't MaKe ThIs StUfF uP !"

Nancy Pelosi, Damascus Nancy, The Wicked Witch of the house, Nancy Bates. No matter what you call her this is one PSYCHO woman!

Ken Taylor